Toddler in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
Toddler in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
https://www.usluck.com/556804/i-turned-breaking-bad-into-a-musical/ I turned Breaking Bad into a musical #Funny
There once was a man named Noodle,
He went out and bought a poodle,
When he returned,
His house was found burned,
So then he ate his poodle.
https://www.usluck.com/556770/shes-really-into-me/ She’s really into me #Funny
Donny McLiarface
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
https://www.usluck.com/556732/he-got-what-he-wished-for/ He Got What He Wished For #Funny
The Kompromat Kid
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
3 Arguments Why Marijuana Should Stay Illegal Reviewed
Have a listen to Another Irish Drinking Song released on my birth year by Da Vinci's Notebook. It's fun and thus, awesome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4JZFe5Dzs
#Song #Funny
Traitor Tot
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
https://www.usluck.com/556662/push-it-to-the-limit/ Push it to the limit #Funny
A mosquito was heard to complain
The scientists had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
was Para-dichloro-
diphenyl-trichloro-ethane (DDT)
Did you hear about the surgeon who performs quick surgeries on insects?
He did one on the fly.
Frumious Grabhersnatch
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.