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#TheCrimeCats say diversify your tactics.

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#TheCrimeCats say make racists afraid again.

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#TheCrimeCats say listen to Clipse.

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#TheCrimeCats say we'd all be fed well if it weren't for artificial scarcity created by resource hoarding corps and genocidal governments.

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#TheCrimeCats say greed is the deadliest sin.

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#TheCrimeCats say their wealth necessitates your poverty.

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#TheCrimeCats say don't forget your heroes only profit from your slavery.

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#TheCrimeCats say my tummy hurts and i'm mad at the government. capitalism must fall.

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#TheCrimeCats say it's just the sober people on the road that make it difficult. but we believe in you.

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#TheCrimeCats say every line, waiting room, commute, hold, probationary period, interview, selection process, form, certification, advertisement, is your time to live and exist and think and feel freely being taken from you on behalf of petty bureaucrats and authoritarians demanding obedience and access in exchange for your continued existence.

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#TheCrimeCats say we could all sleep soundly and safely at night but instead we have billionaires.

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#TheCrimeCats say death to the oligarchy, death to the war machine, death to all empires.

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#TheCrimeCats say business owners could benefit by learning not to stretch beyond their means...

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#TheCrimeCats say really just never answer emails, but if you have to, include an invoice. healthy, equitable workplace boundaries aren't going to establish themselves.

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#TheCrimeCats say never try too hard, especially at work.

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#TheCrimeCats say where do you think the money the stock market "loses" goes? as a huge rube, i imagine it goes up to the stars, to become the light that guides us in the night sky, and not back into the pockets of the oligarchs. that must be it.

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#TheCrimeCats say do your part to keep their disease from spreading.

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#TheCrimeCats say the real estate of your mind is being squatted by the corporations. they don't need or want your consent, so don't ever give it.