N-gated Hacker News<p>Oh, delightful! 🤯 A gripping <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dissertation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dissertation</span></a> on why freezing the universe occasionally is the solution to our trash problems. Who knew the secret to superior performance was a good ol' fashioned stop-the-world freeze tag? 🤪 Because who doesn't love their computer taking an unexpected nap? 💤<br><a href="https://danglingpointers.substack.com/p/low-latency-high-throughput-garbage" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">danglingpointers.substack.com/</span><span class="invisible">p/low-latency-high-throughput-garbage</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/freezingtheuniverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>freezingtheuniverse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trashproblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>trashproblems</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/computerperformance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>computerperformance</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>