King Flaccid the First
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https://www.usluck.com/539039/im-33-years-old-and-bought-these-tech-decks-while-high-worth-it/ I’m 33 years old and bought these Tech Decks while high. Worth it. #Funny
President Coups-a-lot
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A hungry young fellow named Marvin
Sat dreaming of turkeys and carvin'.
So a lady brought Spam,
But he said, 'Thank you, ma'am;
I prefer the alternative: starvin'.'
https://www.usluck.com/539009/my-feelings-exactly-building/ My feelings exactly building… #Funny
I'm sure every state has drive-thru ATMs, but Montana also has a drive-around ATM. Be sure to keep up, and don't forget your ATM card!
Cheeto in Chief
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https://www.usluck.com/538947/the-marketing-team-needs-to-be-fired/ the marketing team needs to be fired #Funny
Don the Con
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https://www.usluck.com/538911/bro-took-the-using-ai-to-do-your-homework-to-a-whole-new-level/ Bro took the “using AI to do your homework” to a whole new level #Funny
Draft Dodgin' Don
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This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
There one was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!
Someone has stolen a collection of inflatables from the local pool.
Police think he’s decided to lilo.