Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #merkel
9: #canadaday
8: #MonochromeMonday
7: #PhotoMonday
6: #Fotomontag
5: #mastobada
4: #rulestosqueakby
3: #wimbledon
2: #gravy
1: #monsterdon
#rulestosqueakby
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so from the looks of it, the bots are scraping trending hashtags like #SilentSunday , #RulesToSqueakBy , #MonochromeMonday etc, all of which are filled with gentle civilians posting pretty photos and thoughtful advice. perhaps the most sporting thing to do in the circumstances would be to drive a little-used hashtag to the top of the chart instead
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If you're looking for success in the world of small batch #Gravy , here are my three golden rules - from an industry veteran who's seen it all.
- don't even fucking think about it.
- the gravy racket is all sewn up and you don't stand a chance
- i'm the king of this castle, fuckface
- i fucking mean it. step on my turf and i'll come for you no hesitation no remorse
- you're as good as dead, you miserable slut
Don't be ruled.
If they go high, we go higher.
Q: What do you call someone who graduates last in his class from medical school?
A: "doctor"
You've got to fight for your right to party.
Rule 1: Wake Up
Rule 2: Look busy
Rule 3: Go to Bed.
Another successful day
#RulesToSqueakBy #HashtagGames When you’re the only sane person in the asylum, the best way to cope is to pretend you are insane, by acting normal.
some of those that work forces
are the same that burn crosses
#ClashOfTheTitans is now trending across Mastodon
#RulesToSqueakBy is now trending across Mastodon
on the cosmic scale the answer is always the one that makes us less significant
Beware of squeaks bearing gifts
#rulestosqueakby
#HashtagGames
Slow traffic keep to the right
[No effort]
the constitution
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
One Squeak If By Land
Two Squeak If By Sea
no one knows what it's like
to be the bad man
to be the sad man
behind blue eyes
and no one knows what it's like
to be hated
to be fated
to telling only lies...
“I’m good. I wrapped the extension cord for the chainsaw around the ladder rung.” 
I squeak you squeak
we all squeak for ice kweek