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PH1BE5<p>So much for fiber bliss.</p><p>Day 2, my first outage.</p><p>I can see what looks like a swinging ST connector hanging from the pole, which appears to be attached to my line. 😑</p><p>Guessing the tech didn’t lock it down and either a critter or the wind knocked it loose.</p><p>Now I get to wait 24h for some dude to plug the damn thing in.</p><p>Chat rep had me factory reset my gateway, which removed the internet backup config, so my whole net is down. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Señor Joe<p>It got to 98 Fahrenheit (38 Celsius) today. In anticipation I left my windows open all night to let the house cool down then closed them up just after hitting the low temp in the morning. I resisted and managed not turning on the AC all day and now I open my windows and all I can hear is my neighbor’s AC. They’re not home and their windows are open. <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GlobalWarming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GlobalWarming</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/LocalShitShow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LocalShitShow</span></a></p>
TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮🎀<p>Chat, the idea of "prostitution" is...not hot</p><p>But the idea of Compensated Sex. Is like. Very hot?? Kinks are confusing fml. What's it like to be vanilla?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nsfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nsfw</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kink</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮🎀<p>Someone once interpreted my OC as being like, kitty-cat sized and carted around buy a cute girl (Mae from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NightInTheWoods" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NightInTheWoods</span></a> )</p><p>And um. Basically. I have you to blame for my <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SizeKink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SizeKink</span></a> I think?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nsfw" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nsfw</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/kink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>kink</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
sed<p>Reviewed an engineer’s code today. Asked why they added nonsense changes. Their answer: “Claude 3.7 said to” (!!) <br>Anyway, going for my daily walk before losing it <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/aislop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aislop</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
Vladimir Savić<p>Does Luck Exist? <a href="https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/is-luck-real-meaning-philosopher-lee-john-whittington.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nymag.com/intelligencer/articl</span><span class="invisible">e/is-luck-real-meaning-philosopher-lee-john-whittington.html</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
João Santos<p>I just ruined a very time consuming <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/SQL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SQL</span></a> transaction because I mistyped `COMMIT`. How's your Thursday going?</p><p><a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a> <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> <a href="https://social.jsantos.eu/tags/PostgreSQL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PostgreSQL</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Well I finally know what's wrong, in the words of the doctor himself after an MRI-</p><p>"Yea, you're gonna be here a few days because you have possibly the biggest abscess I've ever seen figure out how to get into a lung,".</p><p>At least he had a sense of humor,I get a better room, and a more comfy bed now.</p><p>Also slightly terrifying. </p><p>So I don't think I'm posting any videos for a few days.</p><p>I have like 260, not bad for like 40 days work xD</p><p><a href="https://scoopzapp.com/n/10FyQecK?ctype=native_video&amp;nid=3954819027368&amp;s=a7&amp;pd=0LRF5CpA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;send_time=1744174959&amp;actBtn=null" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">scoopzapp.com/n/10FyQecK?ctype</span><span class="invisible">=native_video&amp;nid=3954819027368&amp;s=a7&amp;pd=0LRF5CpA&amp;hl=en_US&amp;send_time=1744174959&amp;actBtn=null</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/scoopz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>scoopz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸<p>Good News!</p><p>I don't have pneumonia again.</p><p>Bad news- it's far worse and I literally have a cavity, or abscess, or some kind of other infection in my lung instead where the pneumonia was, which explains why I was coughing up blood.</p><p>Need more tests, but I'll be here all night!</p><p>Lucky me.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/medicine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>medicine</span></a></p>
Jonathan Kamens<p>This morning the phone app on my <a href="https://federate.social/tags/Android" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Android</span></a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/Pixel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pixel</span></a> asked if I wanted to turn on scam detection. I was in the middle of dealing with a billion things, so I didn't read carefully enough and said yes. It brought me to the settings screen, which says, "Download the Android AI Core model to use this feature" and immediately started the download.<br>Wait, this is AI crap? No thank you.<br>But there's no way to stop the download and no way to turn off the feature until the download is finished.<br><a href="https://federate.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
DasFaultier<p>Wake up calls will continue until morale improves. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
cyYeah, even if it's too late for me to undo my social conditioning, I'll at least be able to raise my kids without it.<br><br>Oh wait. <a href="https://fedicy.us.to?t=fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fml</a><br>
0xKaishakunin<p>Sicherheits-Architekt. Wenn du vormittags elliptische Kurven für die Post-Quanten-Kryptographie evaluieren darfst und nachmittags einem Projektmanager erklären musst, dass das Telefon kein sicherer Kanal ist. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ecc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ecc</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pqc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pqc</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/security" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>security</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/crypto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crypto</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
petur 🔵😶<p>active_work_projects++;<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Jack Zhang (📹🦝 Raccoon)<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span> Unfortunately I just realized my PayPal uses 2FA which needs my cell service, which is in the phone currently being repaired. FML. <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspie</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/aspielife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aspielife</span></a> <a href="https://furry.engineer/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a></p>
petur 🔵😶<p>dear $dev at $company, this is not the way to send 256 as a 32bit value in the protocol...</p><p> "value": {<br> "0": 256,<br> "1": 0,<br> "2": 0,<br> "3": 0<br> }</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
Absinthe<p>Ah ha ha. :(</p><p>Started watching a 1991 movie, and this was one of the opening scenes.</p><p><a href="https://mammut.sch.moe/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> <a href="https://mammut.sch.moe/tags/t2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>t2</span></a></p>
Vladimir Savić<p>😔</p><p>[Source: <a href="https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-deep-work" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">workchronicles.substack.com/p/</span><span class="invisible">comic-deep-work</span></a>] </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a></p>
corona :blinkingcursor:<p>Hm ... <a href="https://social.kendoo.eu/tags/fml" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fml</span></a> in "meinem" Wahllokal im idyllischen Lippe ist die <a href="https://social.kendoo.eu/tags/noafd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>noafd</span></a> sogar "stärkste Kraft" ... :fckafd:</p>
Christian Kent<p>In the <a href="https://ioc.exchange/tags/TIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TIL</span></a> <a href="https://ioc.exchange/tags/FML" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FML</span></a> files …&nbsp;how to make <a href="https://ioc.exchange/tags/color" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>color</span></a> with just black and white (and motion)</p><p>Damn, you learn something new every day. I found this gem while compiling a 50th anniversary demo video for Australia's introduction of <a href="https://ioc.exchange/tags/Colour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Colour</span></a> <a href="https://ioc.exchange/tags/ColorTV" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ColorTV</span></a></p><p>EPILEPSY TRIGGER WARNING: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o2XS_SSq7FM" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">youtube.com/shorts/o2XS_SSq7FM</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>Different timing persistence-of-vision for R, G, B. This survives a LOT of manipulation, compression, etc: It works if you rotate it, it survives contrast ratios, and putting it through an RGB oscilloscope and removing all colour data proves it is true B&amp;W.</p><p>What you can't change is the timing, or play it backwards. Each of the effects has to be 1/30th of a second apart: Each "colour" is a black-on-white object, but "red" needs a 1/30th sec white gap after it; "blue" needs a 1/30th sec white gap before it, and "green" needs a white gap before &amp; after.</p><p>I think you have to put the black gap on the other side of a white gap. Again, wow.</p>