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Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Have another drink," said Trillian. "Enjoy yourself." "Which?" said Arthur. "The two are mutually exclusive." "Poor Arthur, you're really not cut out for this life are you?" "You call this life?" "You're starting to sound like Marvin." "Marvin is the clearest thinker I know."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotRandom: Lemons? It: If I have three lemons and three oranges and I lose two oranges and a lemon, what do I have left? Random: Huh? It: Okay, so you think time flows that way, do you? Interesting.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?"<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotHe paused and maneuvered his thoughts. It was like watching oil tankers doing three-point turns in the English Channel.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Ford," insisted Arthur, "I don't know if this sounds like a silly question, but what am I doing here?" "Well you know that," said Ford. "I rescued you from the Earth." "And what's happened to the Earth?" "Ah. It's been demolished." "Has it," said Arthur levelly. "Yes. It just boiled away into space." "Look," said Arthur, "I'm a bit upset about that."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Excuse me," Arthur said, "the Ashes. I've got them. They were stolen by those white robots a moment ago ... what should I do with them?" The policeman told him, but Arthur could only assume that he was speaking metaphorically.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Andreas Freise“Every time you try to operate one of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you’ve done it."And here we are. Modern times indeed.<a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#photography</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a><a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/FotoVorschlag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#FotoVorschlag</a>: 'Moderne Zeiten'

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"The mere thought," growled Mr. Prosser, "hadn't even begun to speculate," he continued, settling himself back, "about the merest possibility of crossing my mind."<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThe President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotFor a moment or two the old man didn't reply. He was staring at the instruments with the air of one who is trying to convert Fahrenheit to centigrade in his head while his house is burning down.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotThere was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotSuch generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotAnd as they drifted up, their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote BotLallafa had lived in the forests of the Long Lands of Effa.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

Hitchhiker's Guide Quote Bot"Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damage that bulldozer would suffer if I just let it roll straight over you?" "How much?" said Arthur. "None at all," said Mr. Prosser.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HitchhikersGuide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#HitchhikersGuide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DouglasAdams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#DouglasAdams</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quotes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quote" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#quote</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#bot</a>

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