"Only the worst for the #russian military!" 
#Putin signed a law allowing stateless persons to join the #Russian army . They will be lured by simplified procedures for obtaining a passport.
Meanwhile, in #Saransk, they have already begun to lure alcoholics and homeless people into the army.
You understand that this country needs a new elite.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
"And don't they look so happy!"
Joke of the day: In the #Murmansk region, relatives of fallen soldiers were given meat grinders.
And they shine like polished samovars.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
News from a country that has risen from its knees : residents of a village in #Karelia have recorded an appeal to the head of the Investigative Committee #Bastrykin because they want to wash and go to the toilet . They have not had water for 14 years.
I don’t understand: don’t they watch TV, where the greatness of a country is measured by “#Oreshniki”?
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
"My question: is #putins_russia THAT short of military hardware?"
#Mosfilm_CEO #Karen_Shakhnazarov told #Putin that the film studio handed over tanks, infantry fighting vehicles, and tractors, which were stored at the studio’s military-technical base, to the military .
Here's a question: Have the wheels of the cart from the movie "#Chapaev" been greased yet, and has the motorcycle from "#Beware_of_the_Car" been fixed?
The bodies of those killed in the war can not be brought to #Yakutia because there are no bridges along the way. The price for ferry transportation has been raised tenfold – from one to ten thousand rubles. Therefore, cargo 200 will not reach the republic.
I would just like to remind you that #Yakutia is one of the richest #Russian republics in diamonds and gold and is several times larger than #Ukraine.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
This is perhaps all you need to know about the ideals that currently prevail in #Russia.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
UPDATE
The #Russian army struck a children's cafe in #Malokaterinovka, #Zaporizhia Oblast.
One child died. Five were injured.
This is just a reminder that this happened on the same day that #Putin was kneeling before a monument to the victims of the terrorist attack in #Beslan, in which, due to his fault, 186 children died.
The killer seemed to be inspired to new achievements.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
"#NATO would tidy up the building!"
This is what a residential building looks like just 12 km from #St_Petersburg.
If #NATO had come, it would have been even worse, you have to understand.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
"WTF? seriously, WTF?"
After the arrival of the #Russian world, a resident of #Ilovaisk has been living in a burnt barn for 10 years . She can not ask for compensation because her pension is too small to pay for the restoration of documents.
They were so worried about them for eight years that they launched a whole special operation to save them, but for some reason, life only became worse. I can't imagine why.
"Decreased! I wonder why?"
After the optimization of healthcare, the number of people willing to work in ambulances has sharply decreased . #Russia already lacks 29 thousand doctors. Now, in addition to low wages & hellish working conditions, doctors in the #Belgorod and #Kursk regions have to go to calls in armoured vehicles.
Remind me of one situation where, before 2022, paramedics had to use body armour?
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
“personally, I think she should get a medal!"
"You are a murderer. Nobody asked you to save anyone."
In the #Novosibirsk region, a woman who was getting vaccinated from #TV somewhere scolded the “hero” who wanted to skip the line to the doctor. Deputy #Milonov has already called for the woman to be punished for discrediting.
Here, you have both optimized medicine and an alternative opinion , which only in the West is perceived as an “anti-state position"”
"There’s no subtitles, so I'm guessing it's a new #russian game show, called #Name_That_War_Crime?"
Why go to a TV game and try to win a car when there is a much better option to win a car? True, it’s there in exchange for life, but that doesn’t matter at all.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
"#russia has turned/is turning into shit?" 
While we were monitoring the destruction of the #Black_Sea Fleet and #Ukrainian drone attacks on oil refineries, we somehow lost sight of the fact that a mud bomb was dropped on some #Russian cities at the beginning of spring.
Of course, you can ask me: “What city was this video filmed in?” , and I will answer that in #Saratov . And it will be true.
But do you know what's worst? Correct answer: in any way.
In Engels , a woman and her toilet fell into a basement flooded with faeces.
Residents repeatedly complained about the house, but the landlord refused to recognize it as unsafe.
The woman who fell into the basement sat there literally in the basement for several hours.
Meanwhile, #Putin: did not rule out a full-scale war with #NATO.
Yes, #NATO will simply go crazy about this in 2024 and die on the spot against #Russia.
Yesterday in #St_Petersburg, a prisoner who returned from the war shot an acquaintance right in a restaurant, after which he continued to have dinner as if nothing had happened.
Remember. #LGBT people in this country are afraid, parents are afraid, but the new elite represented by such prisoners are not.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
"Who knew that #russian politics was such a gravy train?"
Based on the election results, if a candidate receives more than 3% of the votes, then he will be compensated for his campaign expenses. Thus, candidate #Davankov gains 142 million , candidate #Slutsky – 211 million, candidate #Kharitonov – 406 million.
Well, it’s kind of an oxymoron: #Putin’s rivals feeding from the budget.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
"Who would fly a sanctioned plane in #russia?"
In the #Ivanovo region, the #Il_76 aircraft “went into a sharp decline.” If you translate from military correspondent - fell. Before that, his engine fell off. There were 15 people on board.
What will you do? Sanctions have again proven ineffective?
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
The former “#Wagnerite” broke his ex-wife’s eye sockets and got off with a fine of 5k because he brought to court the medals “For the Capture of #Bakhmut” and “#Bakhmut Meat Grinder” .
In #Novosibirsk, a “hero of the Northern Military District” beat a ten-year-old child with sticks at a field training camp for not following orders.
This is the flower of the nation, who goes to schools, raising a correct, obedient generation.
Great news: the defence plant in #Tambov proudly boasted that it had launched its most popular product - zinc coffins.
The following achievements - fulfilled the five-year plan in three years and gave every #Russian a zinc coffin?
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
An illustration of #Russian greatness: In the shops of #Rybinsk, people staged a meat grinder over sugar, which was sold on special offer.
Please note: old people with a meagre pension are participating.
In a month, they will stage a stampede at the polling stations, wanting to vote for stability.
#ukraine #putinisamasskiller #putinisawarcriminal @kardinal691
