Overheard my partner yelling at their phone just now:

Im trying to write ideologies not ideal orgies goddammit

Môgge trouwens
Hebben jullie ook zo'n filosofisch ingestelde autocorrect?
Die van mij maakt net van agenda Ah en dan

Sowieso lijkt-ie een identiteitscrisis door te malen. Zelf noemt-ie zich autocoureur

Ah, another existential crisis sparked by #AI, because clearly, nothing screams #originality like a text written by #Skynet . Your friend's articulate message wasn't penned by him? Shocking! Next, you'll tell us water is wet and AI is just a glorified #autocorrect .
https://davidduncan.substack.com/p/you-sent-the-message-but-did-you #ExistentialCrisis #TechnologyHumor #HackerNews #ngated

I just tried to type “monster” and it autocorrected to “duck sheriff”, which is both preposterous and objectively much more satisfying.

Me… “Hey Siri, add Naan bread to shopping list”

Siri… “Ok, I’ve added it”

Jaha, jag har undrat vilken delstat i USA det var som förkortas till Ill.

Perhaps #AI is becoming intelligent after all… #Apple #AutoCorrect #TrumpIsARacist https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ymvjjqzmeo

A relative sent a message about "Going to get a Grab (a local ride-hailing company) to come back." Somehow, this got autocorrected to, "Going to get agranulocytosis back."

<Scratch head in puzzlement> Yes, "agranulocytosis" is a valid word.

I should make and collect more screenshot of #autocorrect fails … I mean, look at this one I see more and more of such complete nonsense even when typing correctly let alone when I made a small mistake by not hitting the right key or, as I bet, the keyboard refused to let me hit the correct key on the display