Y'all, just what we needed: a buttered-up cache for your #LLMs to save a few pennies while they robotically regurgitate past responses! Now, with the revolutionary Butter, you can finally *pretend* your AI is innovative by repeating itself, all while seamlessly integrating with your favorite buzzword tools.
https://www.butter.dev/ #buttered-cache #AI-innovation #tech-trends #buzzword-tools #HackerNews #ngated

"Corrosion" is the latest #buzzword #bingo champion from a blog that thinks it can fly, but is just crashing into a wall of tech jargon. If you squint hard enough, you might find a sentence that isn't just a name-drop of random #frameworks.
https://fly.io/blog/corrosion/ #Corrosion #TechJargon #BlogPost #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the modern-day alchemist: turning #AI into GitHub gold, one #buzzword at a time. With #WebMCP, you too can skip actual coding and let an algorithm flail its way to "intelligent" app nirvana. Just don't forget to sign in; we wouldn't want you to miss the AI's dazzling display of #mediocrity.
https://github.com/jasonjmcghee/WebMCP #Goldmine #Alchemy #AppDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

Imagine if #democracy was actually an integral part of everyday #life and not just a #liberal #buzzword for #bourgeois #electoral #politics

BREAKING NEWS: Humans have invented a whole new #buzzword for doing... absolutely nothing! Introducing Anthropic's "Memory API" for their Claude Developer Platform. Because, apparently, the world was desperately waiting for #AI that can remember to forget.
https://www.anthropic.com/news/context-management #breakingnews #memoryapi #anthropic #claudedeveloperplatform #HackerNews #ngated

Today is „Change your Buzzword Day“!

→ Has ‘Big Protein’ Gone Too Far?
https://thetyee.ca/Culture/2025/09/05/Big-Protein-Gone-Too-Far/

“[I]n recent years, protein has become a buzzword outside of the gym, invading #nutrition vernacular from grocery store shelves to fast-food drive-thrus. Now, we’re in an age of ‘big protein,’ where everything seems to have protein in it.”

“On grocery store and #wellness store shelves you can get […] protein-packed chips, protein-enhanced bread, protein-rich donuts and even protein-laced maple syrup.”

Welcome to the land of "Observable #Notebooks," where you can now wrangle #data more easily... or not. Dive into a world of #buzzword #soup with "Notebook #Kit," "Notebooks gallery," and "Data loaders" that promise to revolutionize your workflow, assuming you can keep a straight face while reading the buzzword-laden guide.
https://observablehq.com/notebook-kit/data-loaders #Observable #Notebook #wrangling #Data #visualization #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look, a #groundbreaking revelation: making things efficient is apparently desirable . #Qwen3 attempts to revolutionize training and inference, because who knew that doing things faster and better was the goal? Spoiler alert: it's just another #buzzword #buffet for the AI-obsessed.
https://qwen.ai/blog?id=4074cca80393150c248e508aa62983f9cb7d27cd&from=research.latest-advancements-list #revelation #efficiency #AI #HackerNews #ngated

Oh wow, the tech world has been blessed with yet another #overhyped "revolutionary" #data system—Spiral, or is it Vortex? Apparently, the Third Age of data is here, and it's brought to you by someone who's too good for "grandiose statements" but is totally fine with using them anyway. Welcome to the future, where #AI #workloads are the new #buzzword #bingo winners!
https://spiraldb.com/post/announcing-spiral #technology #revolution #HackerNews #ngated

I just coined a new workplace phenomenon: #QuietCackling

Quiet Cackling (n.)
The discreet art of maintaining one’s sanity at work by laughing internally — or in whispers with trusted colleagues — at the absurdities of corporate life. Unlike open dissent, which risks a stern email from HR, Quiet Cackling involves a carefully suppressed snigger, a raised eyebrow in the Monday meeting, or the faint sound of stifled mirth behind a Teams microphone left on mute. It is both resistance and survival strategy, ensuring that while productivity may falter, irony never does.

Feel free to spread the word, I make this available under CC0 (Public Domain). Make the world a better place

Ah, #BorgBackup, for those who like their backups served with a side of #jargon salad and a sprinkle of #buzzword dressing. Because who doesn’t want to store their digital clutter under layers of fancy-sounding tech that only 3 people on Reddit pretend to understand? Enjoy feeling like a tech wizard while using something that’s basically a glorified zip file with a superiority complex.
https://www.borgbackup.org/ #backup #techwizard #digitalclutter #HackerNews #ngated

Twenty some years ago, everyone thought Burger King's Subservient Chicken™ was a form of magic "AI" but it wasn't a buzzword yet.

In 20 years we'll look back at ChatGPT et al like it was some dude in a chicken suit with pre-recorded actions that play when people prompt it.

In the latest episode of "TechCrunch's Fairy Tale Theater," a six-month-old "vibe coder" #startup called #Base44, run solo by who-knows-who, just got bought by #Wix for a cool $80M cash. Apparently, all it takes to make millions in tech is a catchy #buzzword and a lot of luck—who knew?
https://techcrunch.com/2025/06/18/6-month-old-solo-owned-vibe-coder-base44-sells-to-wix-for-80m-cash/ #TechCrunch #Acquisition #Millionaire #HackerNews #ngated

Behold, a mesh VPN so "simple" it requires an advanced degree in Rust and a 200-page manual to start! All hail the #buzzword #salad of "decentralized," "cross-platform," and "one-click" promises that just might work on your smart toaster!
https://easytier.cn/en/ #meshVPN #decentralized #tech #RustProgramming #smarttoaster #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yet another "ecosystem" #buzzword, because clearly, the world was desperately waiting for the innovation of sticking three.js into a #React component. But hey, at least now your VR app can crash with even more dependencies!
https://www.react-three.org/ #ecosystem #threejs #VRapp #dependencies #HackerNews #ngated

In today's episode of Tech Giants Pat Themselves on the Back , #Microsoft emerges with yet another #AI #buzzword salad , assuring us that their "Phi-4" language models are leaping tall buildings in a single bound—when they're not busy drowning in Azure's labyrinth of offerings.
https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/one-year-of-phi-small-language-models-making-big-leaps-in-ai/ #TechGiants #Phi4 #Azure #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! Yet another mind-numbing #buzzword #salad from our overlords at #Google . Apparently, their new "AI Hypercomputer" is here to save the day by storing all your hopes and dreams in a #cloud of #corporate #jargon. Who knew storage could be so... revolutionary?
https://cloud.google.com/blog/products/compute/whats-new-with-ai-hypercomputer #AI #Hypercomputer #technology #HackerNews #ngated