Oh, look! Another tech startup didn't make it. The founder's coping mechanism: detailing every line of code and meme they ever produced, as if anyone but their mom cares. 
15,000 commits and zero wins – congrats on that impressive participation trophy! 
https://jg.gg/2025/01/10/cord-didnt-win-what-now/ #techstartup #failure #codingmemes #participationtrophy #startupstruggles #founderjourney #HackerNews #ngated
Just announced: #SnowflakeDB to acquire #CrunchyData, a PostgreSQL startup, in order to help Snowflake "to win over customers seeking to build their own artificial intelligence agents. The deal is valued at roughly $250 million, according to a person familiar with the matter."
https://www.wsj.com/articles/snowflake-to-buy-crunchy-data-for-250-million-233543ab
This development closely follows Databricks' acquisition of Neon earlier in May:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/databricks-to-buy-startup-neon-for-1-billion-fdded971
The guy behind the Rahul Ligma prank at Twitter HQ? He's Rahul Sonwalkar, now founder of Julius, an AI data analyst with 2M users. It's even used by Harvard Business School & backed by Bessemer. Talk about a plot twist. #AI #TechStartup #DataScience
Ah, the Tract saga—a riveting tale of how to blow £744k in 23 months to solve a housing crisis with a plethora of soon-to-be-forgotten apps. From Tract Source to Tract Editor, it’s like they threw a tech-startup darts game and missed the board entirely. 
Next time, maybe try using the AI to predict your own demise? 
https://buildwithtract.com/ #TractSaga #HousingCrisis #TechStartup #Fails #AIHumor #AppDisaster #HackerNews #ngated
Oh look, another tech startup altruistically promising that money isn't everything, while repeating their app download link like a broken record 
. The founder's noble quest to save the world one search at a time is totally not a clever marketing strategy to grow their user base 
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https://blog.ecosia.org/trees-not-profits/ #techstartup #marketingstrategy #altruism #appdownload #usergrowth #HackerNews #ngated
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The #hubris of the #techstartup. #digitalgrifters #venturecapital #GriftersGonnaGrift. #Bitwise
The last days of Bitwise: How a start-up for struggling cities went bust https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/07/19/bitwise-bankruptcy-technology-startup-fresno/
Nexford University lands $10.8M pre-Series A to scale its flexible remote learning platform - Two profound problems face the higher education sector globally — affordability an... - http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/CKVOW-iVw24/ #massiveopenonlinecourse #artificialintelligence #nexforduniversity #productmanagement #highereducation #onlinelearning #futureafrica #unitedstates #saudiarabia #techstartup #university #education #microsoft #funding #nigeria #africa #europe #asia
